Agency new year's resolutions

"This year I’m going to tell producers and suits to “fuck off” more."

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:39:57 -0500

“This year I’m going to tell producers and suits to “fuck off” more.”

- Planner

"this year I will punch 2 potty mouth creatives in the neck"

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:36:16 -0500

“this year I will punch 2 potty mouth creatives in the neck”

- traffic

"This year I’ll not provide any timeline as it means nothing to me and it changes from time to time."

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:36:03 -0500

“This year I’ll not provide any timeline as it means nothing to me and it changes from time to time.”

- Traffic

"This year I won’t scrutinise briefs that start with: 1. Client has approved the ideas but not..."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:03:07 -0500

“This year I won’t scrutinise briefs that start with:
1. Client has approved the ideas but not so keen on the visual
- this means in a much direct way, it’s rejected and please redo
2. Well done team, the presentation went well and let’s make this happen
- this means we need to rush out magically”

"This year I will not try to please my client, but only my cat"

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:03:01 -0500

“This year I will not try to please my client, but only my cat”

"This year I will not start my brief with “Guys, the deadline is tomorrow, but don’t worry, this..."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:17:27 -0500

“This year I will not start my brief with “Guys, the deadline is tomorrow, but don’t worry, this project is very simple”

"This year i will not be told by creative that i am the blocker between creative and the client!..."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:17:03 -0500

“This year i will not be told by creative that i am the blocker between creative and the client! That’s my job i am the internal client!”

- Occasional Account Director Full time Bus Dev Director

"This year I will not let myself get pushed out of meetings because I’m “not on the fee”."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:16:33 -0500

“This year I will not let myself get pushed out of meetings because I’m “not on the fee”.”

- Planner

"This year I will not agree with the Client’s stupid requests. I’ll tell them to LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN..."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:16:20 -0500

“This year I will not agree with the Client’s stupid requests. I’ll tell them to LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN to me, and blame everything on cats.”

"This year I will stop pretending that drinking alcohol helps me generate ideas."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:16:00 -0500

“This year I will stop pretending that drinking alcohol helps me generate ideas.”

"This year I will not be late."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:15:51 -0500

“This year I will not be late.”

- Associate Digital Strategist

"This year I will not design to a morse-coded brief, this is exhausting."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:15:41 -0500

“This year I will not design to a morse-coded brief, this is exhausting.”

"This year I will not say “I’m f***ing fed up!” at the 100th changes the client decides to make."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:31:08 -0500

“This year I will not say “I’m f***ing fed up!” at the 100th changes the client decides to make.”

- Copywriter

"This year i will try to not get pissed at people for treating me like a walking Wikipedia"

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:30:58 -0500

“This year i will try to not get pissed at people for treating me like a walking Wikipedia”

- Copywriter

dextergotdialup: I always thought this was a tumbler.

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:34:46 -0500

dextergotdialup:

I always thought this was a tumbler.

"I will try not to kill anyone who says “make it pop!"

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:11:38 -0500

“I will try not to kill anyone who says “make it pop!”

- Designer

"This year i will try not to laugh at my own passive agressive jokes!"

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:08:06 -0500

“This year i will try not to laugh at my own passive agressive jokes!”

- ECD

"This year I will not throw up in my mouth when a client says “make it go viral”."

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 18:30:48 -0500

“This year I will not throw up in my mouth when a client says “make it go viral”.”

- CD

"This year I will not be the one to lock up the office every other fucking day."

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:53:54 -0500

“This year I will not be the one to lock up the office every other fucking day.”

- Extremely jaded suit

"This year I will not let creative push me around."

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:53:40 -0500

“This year I will not let creative push me around.”

- Account Executive