This year I will not be late.

This year I will not design to a morse-coded brief, this is exhausting.

This year I will not say “I’m f***ing fed up!” at the 100th changes the client decides to make.

This year i will try to not get pissed at people for treating me like a walking Wikipedia

I will try not to kill anyone who says “make it pop!

This year i will try not to laugh at my own passive agressive jokes!

This year I will not throw up in my mouth when a client says “make it go viral”.

This year I will not be the one to lock up the office every other fucking day.

This year I will not let creative push me around.