January 2013
111 posts
“This year I’m going to tell producers and suits to “fuck off” more.”
– Planner
“this year I will punch 2 potty mouth creatives in the neck”
– traffic
“This year I’ll not provide any timeline as it means nothing to me and it changes...”
– Traffic
“This year I won’t scrutinise briefs that start with:
1. Client has...”
“This year I will not try to please my client, but only my cat”
“This year I will not start my brief with “Guys, the deadline is tomorrow, but...”
“This year i will not be told by creative that i am the blocker between creative...”
– Occasional Account Director Full time Bus Dev Director
“This year I will not let myself get pushed out of meetings because I’m “not on...”
– Planner
“This year I will not agree with the Client’s stupid requests. I’ll tell them to...”
“This year I will stop pretending that drinking alcohol helps me generate ideas.”
“This year I will not be late.”
– Associate Digital Strategist
“This year I will not design to a morse-coded brief, this is exhausting.”
“This year I will not say “I’m f***ing fed up!” at the 100th changes the client...”
– Copywriter
“This year i will try to not get pissed at people for treating me like a walking...”
– Copywriter
“I will try not to kill anyone who says “make it pop!”
– Designer
“This year i will try not to laugh at my own passive agressive jokes!”
– ECD
“This year I will not throw up in my mouth when a client says “make it go...”
– CD
“This year I will not be the one to lock up the office every other fucking day.”
– Extremely jaded suit
“This year I will not let creative push me around.”
– Account Executive
“This year I will not try and solve problems in a brainstorm”
– Creative
“This year I will not “space around” six hours a day and call it work. I will...”
– Copywriter
“This year i will not stay too late. I will aim to leave work on the same day I...”
– All nighter
“This year I will not make budget cuts or cut myself for Justin Beiber”
– Managing Director
“‘This year I will not draw any guitars on my sketch book!’”
– Junior creative
“This year I will not use ‘diarrhoea’, ‘migraine’ or ‘period pain’ as an excuse...”
– Producer
“This year I will not swear every second minute of the day”
– Fucking killing it suit
“This year I will not stifle the urge to laugh out loud whenever anyone refers to...”
– Director of Media
“This year I will not hold people’s hands and wipe their butts…..I’m hanging a...”
– Tired Account Director
“This year I will not hire suits on shagibility over ability…..maybe only after...”
“This year I will not feel threatened by cheaper staff with better ideas.”
– Creative
“This year I will not have tourettes as frequently as last.”
– Producer
“This year I will not let the Suits and Copywriters laugh at me for not knowing...”
– Art Director
“This year I will use clucking spell check!”
– Wannabe Art Director
“This year I will spend more time in meeting room rather than in front of iMac.”
– upcoming creative director
“This year I will not rest till my agency wins an international creative award.”
– CD
“This year, I will drink less on a weekday. And make up for it over the weekend.”
– Producer
“This year I will not watch Youtube videos until it’s time to get a free...”
– A creative
“This year I will not get anyone a coffee unless they say please.”
– Account Executive
“This year I will not pretend to still be working at 9pm by sending emails.”
– Account Director
“This year i will capture the person/people that’s been stealing food from...”
– Hungry
“This year I will not use digital media abbreviations to sound like I know better...”
– Digital Media Consultant
“This year, I will not call the Suits ‘morons’.
I’ll call them...”
– Jaded creative
“This year, I will quit vetting copy outside office hours. Like how the iPhone...”
– Jaded Freelance Copywriter
“This year I will not fire anyone. Well, at least not yet.”
– MD
“This year I will not judge cavemen.”
– Web Developer
“This year, at some point, I will slip the truth in there. At LEAST partially....”
– The freelance copywriter
“This year i will not believe agencies and clients who claim “it’s an easy job.”...”
– producer
“This year I will not treat Linkedin as a black book of who I’d like to sleep...”
– Bored suited.
“This year I will not tolerate people using the phrase ‘divide and conquer’ when...”
– Suit 